Sunday, November 29, 2009

Chapter THREE

Title Track
Scene opens at night as the camera swirls from the exteriori to the interior of the girls hostel .

VOICE OVER (Ishaan) :


Its amazing how time has a way of changing things. Old ways fad ways to new ways of thinking. the best part is when there appears to be no difference between the old and the new. A sort of grey area between the two areas. A psychedelic combo of the slow and mature and the fast and furious. A remix of sorts...

Some people Get stuck in the past , where it is cozy and comfortable, whereas some look for the
adventure of the new. TJ was a mater of the gray area. A great fan of the classic Oldies of Indian
cinema He always found a great way to blend the past and present. A custodian of sorts, for the
legacy of the great classics to till prevail today. You would never see him enjoying a new tune,
but always thumping on something old, which a remix twist at-least...


SCENE : Internal. Dark Girls Hostel Room. The Matron's bachlorette party. The girl have invited the boys for an erotic performance. A sort of Desi Striptease. Good side earnings for the boys.

Back Ground Music : Saath Saheliyaan Khadi Kahdi.. Faryaad sunaye, gadi Ghadii..

TJ mimes Kishore kumar's voice on the boom box as the music thumped.. He wears a white cotton kurtha and dhoti, apparently begali looking.


saat saheliya - 2 khadi khadi fariyaad sunaye ghadi ghadi
arey saat saheliya khadi khadi fariyaad sunaye ghadi ghadi - 2

( Saajan comes up dressed in drag. One would heardly believe he was not a girl. Saajan seductively ripps off TJs dhothi to reveal a shimmering silver shorts that clung to his hips, making the girls swoon. TJ sways his hip like a professional stripper driving the girls crazy. )

ek saheli ka miya tha doctor - 2
kehne lagi kya kehne lagi
arey kehne lagi
ho~ haai - 2
sach sach main kehti hu sun lo sabhi
arey doctor ki biwi na banna kabhi..
raat bhar muaa - (2) sone na de
injection lagaye ghadi ghadi (2)

arey saat saheliya khadi khadi fariyaad sunaye ghadi ghadi

ek sahlei ka miya tha driver
miya tha driver - 2
o soniye o o o
sach sach main kehn diya sun lo sabhi
sun lo sabhi
driver ki biwi na banna kabhi
na banna kabhi
raat bhar moya - 2 sone na de
pho pho bajaye ghadi ghadi
raat bhar moya sone na de
pho pho bajaye ghadi ghadi
arey saat saheliya khadi khadi fariyaad sunaye ghadi ghadi

ek saheli ka miya tha darzi
miya tha darzi - 2
toh darzi ki bhi sun lo marzi
sach sach main kehn diya sun lo sabhi
sun lo sabhi
darzi ki biwi na banna kabhi
na banna kabhi
raat bhar muaa - 2 sone na de
Taaka lagaye ghadi ghadi (2)


aa~
gari re saari gare na sa
ek saheli ka miya tha dancer
smiya tha dancer - 2
dhim tana na ...
mutthu swaami bada haraami
haraami
raat bhar muaa - 2 sone na de
ta ta thaiyya karawe ghadi ghadi
raat bhar muaa sone na de
ta ta thaiyya karawe ghadi ghadi
arey saat saheliya khadi khadi fariyaad sunaye ghadi ghadi

ek saheli ka miya sharabi
miya sharabi - 2
aye mochael ki daru london ki hai - 2
raat bhar maka - 2 sone na de
bottle dikhaya ghadi ghadi
raat bhar maka sone na de
bottle dikhaya ghadi ghadi
arey saat saheliya khadi khadi fariyaad sunaye ghadi ghadi


Ext: TJ counts the five hundred rupee notes as they ( Saajan, Ishaan, TJ & Shiney ) leave the
girls hostel. THey had found a new part-time job which was sure to be a great hit.

TJ:
Five Hundred for each of you and one thousand for me. 2,500 rupees. Not bad for a night's
earning , isn't it boys ?'

Ishaan :
Jeez, Ive never had do much fun in my entire life !! did you see those girls go crazy..

Saajan :
I bet the priest, after their next confession, would have to go for confession himself, after the dirty thoughts you gave then, TJ. No Evil evil man !! Ha ha ..

Shiney :
Well, 'evil' is his middle name !!

TJ:
Shineson ! Oh, you were alive this evening, were you ? I didn't seem to notice.

Shiney:
The only way you would notice was if I would have had a 1000 rupee note pasted on my
forehead. Besides, your little item there would have been a silence movie if not for my audio.

TJ:
Trust me... Not even a 1000 rupee note would make me look your way bro .

Ishaan:
Don't listen to him , shiney, I Think you did a fabulous job . Your the best.

Shiney :
Jee, Thanks Ishaan.